While I can't really compete with Em stealing Scouts popsicles and getting Wowwee and Kiki all wet, here are some fun ones from the past couple weeks.
-While in St. George, managing a Movie Gallery in a grocery store parking lot, I noticed all these fuzzy green frozen things with lots of limbs. I asked Matt what they were, and he said "Oh, those are the tarantulas that sleep on the parking lot and freeze to death in the middle of the night." *SHUDDER*. Soon after this, we went camping. I was sleeping with the Phisters blue heart quilt over me, when I woke up, and discovered a tarantula asleep on my knee. I don't know how my brain thought of this, but in the dream it was "Curled up like a puppy, but definitely not cute". I quickly wrapped it up in the blanket, threw it as far as I could, and then screamed as loud as possible. It was so loud the Sherrif came, because he thought I'd discovered the babies that had been killed and buried in the forest. Anyone who has heard me see a spider knows that is isn't as far-fetched as it seems.
-It was my wedding day. Everything was going wrong, and I had to do my hair myself, because I refused to walk down the aisle in a pony tail. One of my coworkers daughters and I were getting married the same day, so she let me borrow her curling iron. I went off into a side room, and got a call saying that my dress hadn't been picked up yet. I was wearing the dress that I got married in in real life, and kept saying it was fine. The guy who was supposed to be getting my dress came in and reassured me that the dress would be here. Then he went out and started yelling at someone on the phone about how I couldn't be in a bright yellow dress, they needed to find one in a normal color. So somehow I ended up at the head of the aisle, ready to walk down. Matt and whoever was marrying us all of a sudden took off their black suits and had on a red suit and a blue suit. The whole audience stood up and turned out to be a gospel choir who sang Ein Keloheinu from Keeping the Faith (as seen below)
I think I woke up laughing from both of these dreams.
2 comments:
You do have some crazy dreams. They are funny to read about, wish I could have seen the choir sing at your wedding (that part was particularly interesting). Weird thing, I just saw that movie about 3 weeks ago. Another weird thing, in my dream last night, someone gave us a giant panda as a pet and it had two babies the next day. I couldn't get anyone to realize how rare baby pandas are (because of their endangered status) and what a wonderful thing it was. The whole family was like--- eh!
I am also known to have strange dreams. Here is a bit of one I had a couple of nights ago. I was working at the front desk of a really nice hotel greeting guests, when suddenly all these flood lights turned on in the parking lot across the street. I told everyone in the lobby that the tortoises were about to ice skate. We all looked out the windows and these GIANT tortoises in all colors, pink, blue, yellow, purple, etc, started ice skating in the parking lot to music. In one corner of the ice rink there was a big hole in the ice and sometimes one of the tortoises would jump in and swim around for awhile and climb back out and start skating again. Oh yeah, and some of them had on rollar skates, not ice skates.
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